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(no subject) [Sep. 12th, 2009|11:49 pm]
It's been a long, hard, shitty week. I feel like ass.

To remedy this, I found something I can't even believe exists. I'd heard about it, and I've finally found it in a sense.

Ladies and gentlemen. I humbly present to you a story of good vs. evil. A story of "Bruce Lee", "Caine" (from Kung Fu) and Popeye the sailor against the evil legions of James Bond, Zatoichi, and Emmanuelle. Yes, THAT one.

Enjoy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOvGlGtWfKA
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(no subject) [Jun. 23rd, 2009|07:45 pm]
Good advertising!
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PicArt [Jun. 5th, 2009|08:58 pm]
I guess Data isn't big on.. whatever the hell that painting was.
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Comparisons between the subject's head and a slab of concrete [May. 30th, 2009|12:11 pm]
That'll teach me to drink. To everyone I phoned last night - I meant EVERY word!
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And so, the epic saga comes to a close. [May. 24th, 2009|05:53 pm]
The touching story of how one man travelled across dimensions to find his son - and to protect the human race.
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Future technology [May. 21st, 2009|01:00 am]
Monotech Power System proudly presents: Cube.
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Schtuff. [May. 13th, 2009|09:50 pm]
  • 22:29 Is this thing working? #
  • 22:36 Holy Christ, this thing can track me by GPS? I AM BEING GEOTAGGED #
  • 08:12 WHAT'S UP COMMANDER #
  • 09:16 I feel strangely compelled to use this thing now I finally have an account.

    Location: work #
  • 09:16 @anniespajamas BONJOUR MADEMOISELLE! Ca va bien? #
  • 09:18 @wombat1974 Not lately and if it stays that way I will be very happy! What is going on over there? #
  • 09:34 @wombat1974 What's for dinner? Hulk Hogan meat shoes? :D #
  • 12:56 @anniespajamas Merde. I just broke the office net connection by directing all http traffic to a test machine and locking the firewall. Woo! #
  • 12:57 @wombat1974 gimme #
  • 13:11 Cold and wet! twitpic.com/537tw #
  • 13:42 @happymrlocust what is going on when did you get Twitter oh my god I'm so uncool and behind the times :( #
  • 14:04 I try out this Twitter thing and half the stuff in the office breaks. It's bad juju, is Twitter... #
  • 16:01 @happymrlocust Jesus, I really AM behind the times. What's the big deal about it anyway? Just randomly blogging on the go? #
  • 16:12 @happymrlocust I like how I can add my GPS co-ords to posts. Makes it that much easier for black choppers to find me...! #
  • 17:38 @tylluan it's all a but naff - where are the jetpacks and flying cars?? Also you should consume waffles #
  • 17:48 Dear God, I'm spamming this thing already. Have a picture of stuff! twitpic.com/53ltn #
  • 17:55 @anniespajamas What have that depraved lot done now? And is ST as good as I hear? #
  • 18:01 @anniespajamas maybe in a few weeks when I have monies I will go see it. I should drag my cousin along, actually.. #
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Schtuff. [May. 12th, 2009|11:00 pm]
  • 22:29 Is this thing working? #
  • 22:36 Holy Christ, this thing can track me by GPS? I AM BEING GEOTAGGED #
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Schtuff. [May. 12th, 2009|10:52 pm]
This is the TEST shipment you asked for



  • 22:29 Is this thing working? #
  • 22:36 Holy Christ, this thing can track me by GPS? I AM BEING GEOTAGGED #
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(no subject) [May. 11th, 2009|12:51 am]
Can anyone recommend some good resources (books, websites, courses, whatever) for learning French?
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(no subject) [May. 7th, 2009|07:05 pm]
So long, Duke.
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(no subject) [May. 6th, 2009|07:31 pm]
Today was supposed to be a straightforward day, for Christ's sake. Set up 3 VMs to replicate a production environment, wait for servers to arrive for config and testing, and rebuild a PC - piece of cake, right? NO.

Despite me giving them a week to check that there was *nothing* they wanted saved from the old PC, I format it and - 2 minutes after the installer's running - find out that there's a database with 3+ years of phone call logs on there. That the partners of the company need to make a pretty important decision.

Oh well. Not MY fault. We don't support this crazy logging software, I gave them a week, AND they had an engineer come along to install the software on the new PC. Why, oh why, didn't he think to ask about the existing DB? Grah.

This post brought to you by the letters F, U, and D, and the number 5.
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Oooooh shiiiiny [May. 4th, 2009|02:09 pm]
I'm due back in work tomorrow after 6 lovely, lazy days off.

Sadface. :(

BUT: I haven't been (completely) idle! I now have my very own email server. It is nifty, and I think I will call it "Boris". If anyone wants an address on it (with a couple of gig inbox..!) let me know and I'll see what I can do. This is all a learning experience for me too y'see.
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(no subject) [May. 1st, 2009|11:26 pm]
http://terminatorsalvation.warnerbros.com/skynetresearchdcp/
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(no subject) [Apr. 30th, 2009|08:43 pm]
I think I can safely say that Crank: High Voltage is beyond awesome.

That is all.
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Huh. [Apr. 28th, 2009|12:08 am]
Go to www.espn.com.

Then press:

Up (arrow), up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, and then hold enter.

Enjoy! (Bonus points to anyone who gets the reference)

EDIT: removed from there, try here http://sports.espn.go.com/nhl/canadiens/index

EDIT 2: looks like it's been pulled. Show's over, folks, go home. Here's what it looked like, though:

http://img.waffleimages.com/448867613f47b08592a6ee723e2c50a0eabe80f5/espnwtf.jpg
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(no subject) [Apr. 24th, 2009|04:30 pm]
I need friends for Left 4 Dead. The new survival mode will be a hoot. Who has Steam? And who would be willing to let me add them to my truly magical friends list?
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Too much time on their hands? I am thinking... yes. [Apr. 21st, 2009|09:21 pm]
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/04/20/hp_scanjet_3c_bohemian_rhaposdy/
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I get some weird email sometimes. [Apr. 20th, 2009|10:15 pm]
Remembrances from all our party to you & your and enquiring
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Um. What?
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Funny link of the day! [Apr. 18th, 2009|12:23 am]
http://www.stsanders.com/old/index.php?v=18

Check out the site, too. There's some GOLD on there.
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